July Posting Contest of Doom

[Dave McAwesome]

Welcome to the July Posting Contest of Doom. Well, okay, not "of Doom." But it's still a contest. From now until the end of July, I'm running a posting contest on this forum. The winner will receive a video game for the console of his/her choice. The video game will be unopened in its original packaging.

Rules:
1. Must post at least 10 posts to be eligible.
2. Posts of a single word, like "yep" or "totally" do not count. Also, any posts in the "Posting Contest" board do not count.
3. Every 10 posts you make between now and the end of the month gets you one "virtual lottery ticket." For every new member you get to join the forum who also posts at least 10 times, you get one "virtual lottery ticket." Don't bother with clone accounts. I can see your IP addresses.
4. I am ineligible for the contest. So is my brother, Greg McAwesome, because he doesn't have a video game console.
5. I will send the winner a list of console games I have. He/she will pick one that I will mail to him/her. No returns. Trade it in to EB Games if you don't like it.

Blah, blah...I will make a blind drawing...my decision is final...you have absolutely no recourse...blah, blah

Hope you let your friends know and get posting. Because posting on a message board makes you a better person.

[Dave McAwesome]

Oh, if you post a sex/relationship question in the forum for our advice guru, Frank, to answer in his column, you'll get another "virtual lottery ticket."

[CrisItalia]

Hey so did I win this one? Or did someone else? Or am I not qualified? Or am I just a moron?

[Dave McAwesome]

Yes. No. No. Yes?

You were the only one who fit the requirements. Congratulations on your hollow victory. EA Sports NCAA '06, I presume?

[RichKotite]

Give him nothing! Nothing I say!

[CrisItalia]

Your a little high strung tonite KOT ... what's up your ass?