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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 8, 2005 11:51:18 GMT -5
Cris, I gotta say, one of my favorite parts in the lesbian article is the reference to "typo negative"...not Type O Negative which is the actual name of the band, but typo negative, a phenomenon that happens in very few magazines.
Awesome. I would totally name my Type O Negative cover band Typo Negative. I would surely rule.
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Post by CrisItalia on Feb 10, 2005 19:18:31 GMT -5
I said she was good looking and had big fudgeing tits. The trade off usually is just mindblowing stupidity. I never said she was smart. Matter of fact I think I've expressed to you how unbelievably stupid this girl really is. She says the threesome is impossible for this weekend because of her period. Quote: "And I'm not driving to your house just so I can give you a blowjob"
My response: "Why not?"
I think I deserve it.
By the way people have asked me ... since I've described myself as a Fat Slob ... what might my BIO be like? So the question is can I get and do I deserve a cool looking bio like yours on this site? Master McAwesome the ball is in your court.
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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 11, 2005 9:57:22 GMT -5
Yeah, write up a bio, make sure it's funny. Then I'll add more funny.
If you don't send a pic, your bio pic will be an action figure. And probably not something cool like Snake Eyes.
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Post by CrisItalia on Feb 11, 2005 12:32:38 GMT -5
all i have is a dorky headshot i dont want to send that... and u didnt comment on my comment. What gives?
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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 11, 2005 13:44:46 GMT -5
what d'you mean "what gives?"
Team Awesome deems you worthy of a bio.
You did in fact mention the intelligence quotient of the girl in question, and I for one certainly appreciate her 'typo negative'...uh, ahem...typo. That's good stuff.
I'll dig into my vast archives for a bio pic worthy of your countenance. Hm, how about a headshot of Mike Francesa?
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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 11, 2005 14:16:24 GMT -5
Jesus, you're still complaining about the quality of my reply? Fine. Believe me, I'm rooting for this threeway stuff, stupidity or not. All of Team Awesome is behind you and your efforts.
I thoroughly enjoyed part II of the girl/girl escapade. I haven't decided about how or if to post it on the site.
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Post by CrisItalia on Feb 18, 2005 15:55:24 GMT -5
So I thought I'd surprise you and say that after a message was left on my cell phone this past week with the statements "I told 'Brenda' and she is intrigued" I went ahead and schedule an appointment just to see how intrigued she was.
Because of my stalker problems with Gina in the past, DrDavid, a member of this fine site, advised me to pick a remote location. I did. After eating dinner at some dive in Queens I failed to convince them that checking into a motel would be a good idea.
Apparently whores are offended when they are not invited to your household. I'm going to write about this in Section 2 sometime next week. But let me leave you with this TWO HEADED HEAD is pretty damn good. ;D
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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 20, 2005 15:30:20 GMT -5
Excellent. I think I speak for everyone when I say we're looking forward to it.
(I guess I should've deleted your duplicate account...why don't you use your regular one...you know, the one with the Gamorrean Guard avatar?)
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Post by CrisItalia on Feb 22, 2005 17:10:39 GMT -5
Update should be coming shortly ... and what are you talking about I sign up under the same name I thought you took it off. I'll send you a headshot though or not ... I dont know. We'll see. I'll end this now. I have nothing to say.
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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 22, 2005 22:01:20 GMT -5
Shoot. Okay, I'll delete the duplicate account now and see if that changes it. I haven't deleted an account yet, so I wonder if the posts will stay up or not.
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Post by Dave McAwesome on Feb 22, 2005 22:05:00 GMT -5
Okay. Account deleted. Now you should be able to log on as the normal account without any confusion.
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Post by CrisItalia on Feb 23, 2005 18:38:13 GMT -5
The Fat Slob figure is starting to get to me.
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